We turned up this morning to watch a game of football, instead we watched Blue Star have a kickabout and wondering where the opposition was.
The overall performance of Saints this week was dire, awful, whoeful, pathetic, anyone else got any other superlatives to describe the display?
You're going to find this scathing, well that's tough because there was only three or four of you playing football. The rest looked like you wanted to be somewhere else. You didn't pass the ball, you didn't make the challenges and were always second to the ball.
As for your fitness, there's more energy in a bottle of Lucozade, face it lads, you just either can't or won't run, I think it's the latter.
Let's take a look at what I thinks wrong. First off you can't defend corners, why are the big lads in our back four allowing an opposition player to intimidate our keeper at every corner kick. Their number 11 was head and shoulders bigger than Crabby and not one of you came to help him out when the kicks were taken allowing him to block Crabby off.
When the kicks been taken and the ball goes to the outside of the box you have to move out..........and quick, the offside rule applies to both sides, use it. Some of the defence seem to take it as a rest time when the ball is partially cleared. Defending corners is having a man on the front post and one on the back, go on, you tell me today who was doing that. They only scored two or three good goals today, the rest you gave them. Defence score out of ten, you get four and that's being extremely generous.
Now for the midfield, this is supposed to be the heart of a football team, well lads, you've had a coronary and are on the critical list. Won't run, can't run, don't run, that just about sums it up today. You'll all have heard the saying 'running about like a chicken with no head' well that sums up the midfield performance. Nothing you did was complimentary and there was no link up with the back four at all. You made little attempt to go forwards and when you did you were all too square. To be a midfield player you need to be super fit and cover the entire length of the pitch from eighteen yard box to eighteen yard box. When you did get the ball on or around the halfway line, where were you going with it? Nowhere! Why, because no one was making the runs. Midfield score out of ten, three and again consider that as flatering.
Now for the forward line, well go on then, you tell me who they were and what they had to feed off. Their keeper must have been laughing his socks off at todays effort. I think the only time he got a shot at him was from a set piece. Now I'm not your coach and I don't know what you've been told but if we have two forwards you shouldn't be off the halfway line when they are attacking. At least two or three midfield should be between the halfway line and the eighteen yard box and the rest helping out in defence. When we have players in that position they have to mark or pay the cosequences. Now I'm not entirely sure who was supposed to be up front but it comes back to can't run won't run and this time I think it's the former. A forward has to have speed, instant speed, if you're quick over ten yards you've left the defender. Today we saw non of it, not once did anyone make a telling run either out wide or down the centre. I told Susan after the game that it's taken me all this time to realise why my dad some forty five years ago wanted me to trial for Burnley. I was twice as quick as any of you lads out on that field today. Forwards score out of ten, one, and that's generous considering they 'hid in the long grass' all the game.
I've tried to find something positive about todays performance and the only thing I can come up with is that there are four maybe five players who really want to be there and give it their all, seems like it's the same players week in week out. You have a great keeper who really does stop you being totally embarrased week in week out, he doesn't deserve to be let down by players who don't give a monkey's.
If I were in charge I'd be looking for a squad of up to twenty players where you have to play for your place and not be in an automatic choice position.
Now that's over and I'm sure I'll have missed a lot out, I know you're better than todays performance, I've seen it, I've seen you challenge for every ball and win the second balls, I've seen you pass the ball and open defences up with the runs. So what happened today? I made my comment to Tom during the first half and it's almost as though you expect to be beaten so don't switch on. Well lads, if you go into games with that attitude you're going to get very little out of a game. Respect your opponents of course as a team but show them no respect when challenging and mounting an assault on goal, they'll show you none.
I'd like to say well done but I'd be lying, I've seen you get a right stuffing and play better than that. Lets say well done to keeping the goal tally to single figures. The rest of the season is in front of you and I really can't imagine you playing that poorly again.
